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Don’t Hire Us!

The NO BULLSHIT, straight talk. You might want to leave now.

No. Really. We’re dead serious. And with good reason too!

We strongly believe not every potential client will be the right fit for us.

We’ve been helping elevate brands for almost 20 years and in that time we’ve worked with 100’s of clients. Through that work, we’ve learned that sometimes what the client is looking for doesn’t mesh with our own core beliefs. Our brand message if you will.

But, that’s so okay!

This is actually more than okay and we think it’s important to get everything out in the open right up front.

Why wait until the third date, ya know? We wouldn’t want to lead you on, and we hope you would extend us the same courtesy were the roles reversed.


Let’s get on with it!

If you are looking for a big agency, we’re not for you. It is what it is, and we won’t apologize for that.

If you are looking for “Yes People”, we’re not for you. You know the type, we’re not that type.

If you are looking for the cheapest and fastest solution, we’re not for you. We take the time to understand your business and your needs and that takes time. You can’t rush a good thing.

If you are looking to copy someone else, we’re not for you. You’re an original, and your brand should be too.

If you don’t have any idea what you want, we’re not for you. It’d be a waste of time and resources for us both if you don’t have clarity on business goals.

If you don’t think you’re the cat’s ass, we’re not for you. If you don’t think you’re awesome, no one else will. We’re not okay with that and you shouldn’t be either. 

If you want to sugar-coat all the things and not look at real data and facts, we’re not for you. We stopped guessing a long time ago and while feelings are great and we highly recommend therapy, your business doesn’t have time or money for feelings.

If you are looking for a different way; one that is unlike the “other guys”. If you want a fun, down-to-earth, check-your-ego-at-the-door team, then we might be the right fit. If your down for that, let us know.